Please Give Us a Book Deal

Pitch #4: Funny and/or Thought-Provoking Shit I Found on the Internet

Basically just take stuff that other people make and gather it into one location, which then becomes popular, which then makes perfect sense to be reproduced in book form. Consider crowdsourcing the actual gathering of content, though, that part sounds kinda hard.

Pitch #2: Banner Ads I Actually Clicked On

A coffee-table thing, with commentary on why I clicked on it.

Pitch #1: Your Mom Uses Twitter

Ironic tweets from your mom. Not everybody’s mom. Just yours. You. Right there. Yes, you.

I want a book deal.